Top 10 list: 10 Cars that you can't pick up girls with...NEVER

10. So you expect girls to ride with you and your truck look like a big ass porcupine

9. Baby we're gonna have to put the groceries on are lap because i don't have a back seat or a trunk.....oh and with this little engine we can only do 35 on the freeway.

8. Hey baby, my car is smiling at you....

7. Hold up! That looks like a boot with wheels. How are you trying to pick up a chick with a uni car? where would she sit?

6. That looks like a big ass basket....... for real.  If a school bus could have a baby....

5. No you didn't get a paint job that looks like the inside of a lung with bronchitis! ..."Yeah just paint the car the color of puke after you've eaten cheese and ketchup."

 4. Just cause your car looks like a vibrator, doesn't mean she will be interested.  the owner of this car is a PERVERT!

 3. Nothing says "I'm Hot" better than riding in a car that looks like a furnace.

2. If you don't like the boot car, try our smaller shoe car.....made exactly like an running shoe.

1. I guess the Pillsbury dough boy would have to have a Pillsbury dough car.  On a hot day your car is going to expand and turn into a big ass muffin!